Sunday, September 27, 2009

A to Z All About Me

 

Hello people out there in the world made up of numbers and spaces….I have never really given any direct info into any part of my life for a reason…I don’t know yall like that…lol…however, I have been told by several people to give yall an insight into what really goes down during my day to day escapades…really don’t think people are ready for that…I am a wild boy…lol….So I thought I would just give an unconventional acronym using each letter in the alphabet to give those who read what I write a surface level look into my personality….Enjoy and remember insight is a relative feeling not a given…

A---Aggressive…I am pretty aggressive in most situations…and always want to get what I want…

B---Busy…I don’t have as much free time as some people I know…sometimes my weeks get busy at the office…and I hang out with old people on weekends…

C---Charismatic….I usually don’t have a problem with speaking to people, or expressing myself well in any situation that I am in ….

D---Determined….I am a pretty determined person…I definitely have goals that I overall work to accomplish.

E---Exciting….I live life on the edge sometimes, and push

limits…I like to see what I can get away with…

F---Funny…I like to make people laugh by making certain examinations of what goes on in thing we call life…

G---Greedy…I love to snack and eat all the time…

H---Happy…I love life…and everything it has to offer…

I---Intelligent…I’m a pretty smart guy…

J---Jouster…I love a healthy debate…

K---Kewl…that is the inner office email spelling of “cool” for those of you who don’t know…

L---Leo…best sign this side of the Mississippi…

M---Money to blow…I get in those moods…need to cut that out sometimes…

N---Name forgetter…I am horrible with remembering names…even when sober…

O---Optimistic…I always take a glass completely full approach…not just half…

P---Procrastinator….sometimes I put things off too long…

Q---Questioner…I love to ask people different types of off beat

questions, to figure things out about their personality…

R---Radical…my views are a little different than most…I say things that others might not say about certain things that go on…

S---Shaun…what else would I pick for “S”…

T---Traveler….I gotta get back on my international ish..but I love to travel…

U---Understanding….I try see people as people and nothing else…

V---Videographer…I play director sometimes…

W---Winner…

X---X-Ray…I can see through people…

Y---Young forever…even when they put me in diapers…

Z---Zapper…I can provide at least one shock if you hang out with me enough…

 

So that is a small glimpse into some of my personality traits….I could have made this very long winded and gone more in depth…but as I mentioned before….I don’t know you guys…:)…but all in all this is enough to make your own judgment based on what level you know me of the accuracy of my Wheel of Fortune like assessment…My next blog will most likely be me ranting on something that goes on in pop culture that makes me upset…but until we meet again internet people…take care and good luck…:)  Below is the song that motivated me to write this blog…;)

 

 

Monday, August 31, 2009

The Wireless Connection “From Flattery to Fear”

 

I am going to speak of an arm’s length experience a friend of mine had, is having…wants to get out of…never got in…just scary…To get into the appropriate mood for the succeeding verbiage…please watch the following clip…Which for purposes of a potential upcoming order of protection hearing I will call “Exhibit A”…

Well I wish I could say that the victim in this case was dealing with a 15 year old child who is crazy…scary yes…but even scarier is a grown woman who has access to your personal information at the cellular level…let me explain….My friend who in this case I will call Kobe Horry to protect his identity….car…apartment…job…sanity…internal organs….and strength of sight….lol…the “Kobe Horry” moniker is a combination of basketball players Kobe Bryant and Robert Horry…those who know the victim can put two and two together…Well let me give you the “CDMA backdrop”…..My friend Kobe was making a normal person’s errand run to replace his cellular phone…We will call this piece of the literary commentary “Exhibit B”

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I have the same phone but never knew it could be such a scary piece of machinery…Well anyway…the exchange of cellular devices are made…out with the faulty…..in with the new…However within the material exchange of devices ….something magical happens…A psycho is born!…Kobe exchanges his phone info and without his knowledge puts his ability to walk in jeopardy…lol….But wait!!!…This customer service desk psycho has a boyfriend….Kobe tells me “I met this girl…she seems cool…but she has a boy friend, so her and I can just be friends”  Kobe has trepidations about even going out with the girl as friends because of the boyfriend element, and he would not want to be in his shoes, which we may find out later are of cement variety…I need to catch up on my America’s Most Wanted…!!!….Kobe meets this girl Tuesday of last week…Today is Monday…so we are talking 6 days at this point in time…The plot thickens…For some reason Kobe and the cellular girl do not talk on the phone…all conversations are conducted via text messaging …I read somewhere Dahmer was the same way…But anyway…the acquaintanceship grows into something very disturbing….Cell girl breaks up/kills her boyfriend Thursday… Kobe and the cell girl see each other over the weekend and have a few pucker sessions…nothing to write home about…however, the cell girl is greatly disturbed by the kissing….and asked to be taken home, at which point she says not one word to Kobe…As he maneuvers into a new way to leave the house in order to cloak the neighborhood he lives in, by this time Kobe feels that this may have been the most dangerous cell phone exchange in the history of digital mankind….The weekend moves on and the text messaging starts up again….The cell girl says “I am falling for you” to Kobe….YIKES!!!!….If you are just joining us….He has only known her for 5 days at that point…120 hours people…I have spent more time than that changing remote control batteries….point is…He does not know her!!!…So moving along…Cell girl wants to see Kobe on Sunday…Kobe mentions that he is going to play soccer with friends and has errands to run…however, she says he is lying…and he is with another girl…Double YIKES….makes me want to go back to a landline…lol….The texting starts to get maniacal….to para phrase…It goes from “I hate you”….to “Give me one more chance…I want to see you one last time”…..Very slippery slope of fatal attraction…”Exhibit C”

So the texts went back and forth….with Kobe just requesting that cell girl left him alone however, she is still reaching begging for another chance at a relationship that never existed….Makes you want to say LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE…”Can you hear me now”….Good luck Kobe…make sure you walk softly and carry a big stick…Chilly Willy out.!

Thursday, August 27, 2009

The Setback Will Be Televised

Hello my little algorithm readers…..I had to address something that is just both disgraceful and hilarious at the same time…give me a chance to express my hypocrisy clearly…..There is this buffoonery of a show called Real Chance of Love…Here are the eligible bachelors….

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One looks like the bitch lion from Wizard of Oz…the other one just looks like a jack ass…I mean are you serious people????….We really have to stop this dumb shyt….Now for people with half a brain, this show is simply disregarded or laughed at because of how stupid it is…However there are those who actually like follow this dumb shyt….A good friend of mine who works for NY Life….told me about a potential client who explained to him that she would not go on a cruise because the movie Titanic….take a plane because of Passenger 57….and read a book because she can not read…jk…she did not say she can not read but come on now…the prior statements are enough to question if reading is really fundamental for this particular “tinsel scholar”…See the problem is that we allow these shows to air…why protest Michael Vick for financing a dog fighting ring?…when shows like this are killing our youth…especially young black youth….Exhibit A:

 

<a href="http://www.vh1.com/shows/real_chance_of_love/season_2/series.jhtml" target="_blank">Junk's Trash Talk</a>

Now…I understand…parents are ultimately responsible to keep their children away from this corrosive mind bending tube vision while they are at those impressionable ages (between 7-14)…however, it is pretty difficult when parents are out working trying to take care of biz…and they have to come home to their child yelling out “blonde bitch” at the dinner table…If you do not believe this happens…you are naive enough to follow this show and then purchase both seasons on DVD.  What pains me is that this directly effects all youth…but especially black youth….TV shows tend to pose as baby sitters and fathers….So when you have junk like this on TV it tends to seep into the heads of the impressionable young children and idiot adults as reality…See you go from screaming ignorance to string pulling sincerity….Exhibit B

<a href="http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/real_chance_of_love/series_videos.jhtml" target="_blank">Chance Cries!</a>

See the bullshyt dramatic element of the show at the season finale chopping block, masks as a positive derivative to acting like a hoe, slut, loser girl….See, young children and impressionable idiot adults watch the day to day stupidness of the show and then it all culminates into some fake ass happy ending that more people than you think can not decipher that this is not the way to find love….With shows like this finding love is a fondue of spitting on other girls…lap dancing, seeing another girl kiss the guy you want, and in turn you kiss him harder and throw his hand down your pants as some incentive on why he should pick you…See the premise of the show is not based on reality at all…All these women are paid a menial fee to act raunchy and pretend to love The Lion and The Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz….however, people watch this show and actually believe it…That is the scary part….Let us put an end to supporting this…!!!…I am not stupid…I know shows like this will never end…but we can at least try and take the time to educate those who watch this show, and we can see them on the brink of saying something like “I am so happy Chance found the right one”…at this point…save this person…because if not, this place we call America will go from Dumb and Dumber ..to Dumb and Dumbest…with just a few of us smart people in between wondering why our hamburgers are not cooked right when we go to grab fast food…:(..Not a good thought…one of the reasons I don’t eat meat…The setback will be televised…it is already in it’s opening act…Oh yeah …by the way…Drake teamed up with some of the heavy hitters in hip hop on his latest move to recovering from hip surgery..Let’s wish him the best…Eunice Kennedy Shriver would be proud…:) 

 

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I love it!….Chilly Willy Out!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Change For a Dollar

Wow…I’m back again digi people…..My first blog I wrote on this subject was deleted….so excuse the mess if there is any…Hip hop is in bad shape right now….We have a lot of autotuned….tight skirt wearing rappers out right now…shyt is funny to me…I don’t want to hear anything about “times have changed”….times have not changed the talent has…Let’s be honest folks…The hip hop anchor is slowly rising…and when that happens…the ship is out to sail to another country…shyt…there are a few rappers out there holding it down…Jada …Hov…(but he is a few years short from tax free 401K deductions)….don’t get me wrong…he will drop a gem every now and then…but poster boy of hip hop can’t be 40…sorry…Hov had his time..and did the most with it….but father time is ticking TICK TOCK…it’s over Hov..we love you…but it’s over…Kanye when he is not autotuned out helps keep hip hop “fresh”…. but there is one dude…that just is the essence of what hip hop was built on…ignorant shyt….”uck you mentality…that person is 50 cent….I know there is a love hate relationship with this guy…but he is hip hop….black…street smart…hood…and rich….Let’s not get it twisted hip hop rose to prominence being the “bad guy”…now hip hop is turning into str8 leg jeans and dance moves…with autotune to add insult to injury…Exhibit A…..

First off…do you see this Gucci suit he is wearing…???…Shyt speaks hood rich…lol…I mean who has the balls to wear that in front of a camera…and the first line is “This is for the bitches”….hey….hip hop used to be raw and uncut…now it is Eurocut jeans and mascara…I mean really….let’s get away from the dwebs and geeks…let’s get back to the pimps and hoes…I know that may sound ignorant…but you have to understand…hip hop was born out of that atmosphere….it showed a different side of America…it showed the poverty/drug stricken neighborhoods in a main stream way…That is important for the culture of hip hop….I don’t know who a lot of these rappers out now represent…may Barney and Friends….We have a lot of “Stans” out here now…shouts out to Cam’ron (his swag is at 100)…..I guess I am just a little upset…because I grew up on Biggie…Pac…young Hov…Nas…Helter Skelter…just to name a few…now we have plastic rappers trying to look cute and figure out good dance moves and autotune octaves…it is sad…Let’s save hip hop people and support the real ish…Let the plastic melt and the metal rise to the service….check out new breed Nickelus F

http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/audio/id.7983/title.nickelus-f-mean-it

Support the real ish…not the dance choreographers…let’s not be Zombies…

Chilly Willy out…

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Twitter…what more can I say…

Well folks…I have taken a leap fully into this whole techy life tabbed society….I just had to take a step back and think about how the online ish has changed and reshaped the way people interact with each other….I remember my first year of college when Blackplanet.com was just getting poppin…and everyone was on there trying to basically trying to get some azz…..I don’t think much has changed as far as that goes….Most of these sites pose as masking agents where a  lot of weirdoes and “no-lifers” can pose as something else…kind of like thinking a video game is real …..Example below

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Hey I am not trying to bang on Dudgeons and Dragon geeks….they make good engine parts….but really the net is made up of a disproportionate number of these types…and some of them should be feared….However, on another note….There are a lot of cool, talented, and ambitious people….So today I finally got on this Twitter craze wagon….and I must admit, I was sucked in like a newborn fresh on the tit….I mean the site is like a Post It Note on steroids.  I found myself updated constantly and not getting too much work done at the office…That will definitely have to stop soon…Can’t Twitter my life away…But the site is pretty hot though….On another note preachers are getting smacked at church….

What is the world coming too…can’t even collect your donations in peace….You had to see him creeping though…I guess the Lord was not on his side with that one…Oh well…what can you do….People are just wild these days…I just want to know how keyboard player kept up with the soundtrack…I guess when you herding cattle, you gotta keep pace…my miss a buck….I know I’m kind of ranting right now…but what are 10,000 people doing in a stadium to listen to some guy “QVC” them…they can find the Lord at home for free…guess there is a teacher for everything…and with that comes a cost….Is this what hip hop is coming to today????…Please say no….

I mean this dude may spit…I will never know…never heard him…but his swag is on PAUSE….I mean come on man….hip hop is about your swag….but hey…shyt has changed…we are waaaay beyond the days of Biggie…Jay-Z….Nas….Pac…you know…Now we have funky leg dances…and lip gloss is poppin…all while wearing skinny jeans…shyt…I must be old…:(……People we have to support real hip hop…good hip hop..Let’s get out of the Nomalater (Now and Laters) stage….If not…Next rapper coming to a stage near you might be …….

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And on the note…I will catch ya later….YUCK…did I really post that pic…scary…