The Wireless Connection “From Flattery to Fear”

 

I am going to speak of an arm’s length experience a friend of mine had, is having…wants to get out of…never got in…just scary…To get into the appropriate mood for the succeeding verbiage…please watch the following clip…Which for purposes of a potential upcoming order of protection hearing I will call “Exhibit A”…

Well I wish I could say that the victim in this case was dealing with a 15 year old child who is crazy…scary yes…but even scarier is a grown woman who has access to your personal information at the cellular level…let me explain….My friend who in this case I will call Kobe Horry to protect his identity….car…apartment…job…sanity…internal organs….and strength of sight….lol…the “Kobe Horry” moniker is a combination of basketball players Kobe Bryant and Robert Horry…those who know the victim can put two and two together…Well let me give you the “CDMA backdrop”…..My friend Kobe was making a normal person’s errand run to replace his cellular phone…We will call this piece of the literary commentary “Exhibit B”

I have the same phone but never knew it could be such a scary piece of machinery…Well anyway…the exchange of cellular devices are made…out with the faulty…..in with the new…However within the material exchange of devices ….something magical happens…A psycho is born!…Kobe exchanges his phone info and without his knowledge puts his ability to walk in jeopardy…lol….But wait!!!…This customer service desk psycho has a boyfriend….Kobe tells me “I met this girl…she seems cool…but she has a boy friend, so her and I can just be friends”  Kobe has trepidations about even going out with the girl as friends because of the boyfriend element, and he would not want to be in his shoes, which we may find out later are of cement variety…I need to catch up on my America’s Most Wanted…!!!….Kobe meets this girl Tuesday of last week…Today is Monday…so we are talking 6 days at this point in time…The plot thickens…For some reason Kobe and the cellular girl do not talk on the phone…all conversations are conducted via text messaging …I read somewhere Dahmer was the same way…But anyway…the acquaintanceship grows into something very disturbing….Cell girl breaks up/kills her boyfriend Thursday… Kobe and the cell girl see each other over the weekend and have a few pucker sessions…nothing to write home about…however, the cell girl is greatly disturbed by the kissing….and asked to be taken home, at which point she says not one word to Kobe…As he maneuvers into a new way to leave the house in order to cloak the neighborhood he lives in, by this time Kobe feels that this may have been the most dangerous cell phone exchange in the history of digital mankind….The weekend moves on and the text messaging starts up again….The cell girl says “I am falling for you” to Kobe….YIKES!!!!….If you are just joining us….He has only known her for 5 days at that point…120 hours people…I have spent more time than that changing remote control batteries….point is…He does not know her!!!…So moving along…Cell girl wants to see Kobe on Sunday…Kobe mentions that he is going to play soccer with friends and has errands to run…however, she says he is lying…and he is with another girl…Double YIKES….makes me want to go back to a landline…lol….The texting starts to get maniacal….to para phrase…It goes from “I hate you”….to “Give me one more chance…I want to see you one last time”…..Very slippery slope of fatal attraction…”Exhibit C”

So the texts went back and forth….with Kobe just requesting that cell girl left him alone however, she is still reaching begging for another chance at a relationship that never existed….Makes you want to say LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE…”Can you hear me now”….Good luck Kobe…make sure you walk softly and carry a big stick…Chilly Willy out.!

The Setback Will Be Televised

Hello my little algorithm readers…..I had to address something that is just both disgraceful and hilarious at the same time…give me a chance to express my hypocrisy clearly…..There is this buffoonery of a show called Real Chance of Love…Here are the eligible bachelors….

  

One looks like the bitch lion from Wizard of Oz…the other one just looks like a jack ass…I mean are you serious people????….We really have to stop this dumb shyt….Now for people with half a brain, this show is simply disregarded or laughed at because of how stupid it is…However there are those who actually like follow this dumb shyt….A good friend of mine who works for NY Life….told me about a potential client who explained to him that she would not go on a cruise because the movie Titanic….take a plane because of Passenger 57….and read a book because she can not read…jk…she did not say she can not read but come on now…the prior statements are enough to question if reading is really fundamental for this particular “tinsel scholar”…See the problem is that we allow these shows to air…why protest Michael Vick for financing a dog fighting ring?…when shows like this are killing our youth…especially young black youth….Exhibit A:

 

<a href="http://www.vh1.com/shows/real_chance_of_love/season_2/series.jhtml" target="_blank">Junk's Trash Talk</a>

Junk's Trash Talk

Now…I understand…parents are ultimately responsible to keep their children away from this corrosive mind bending tube vision while they are at those impressionable ages (between 7-14)…however, it is pretty difficult when parents are out working trying to take care of biz…and they have to come home to their child yelling out “blonde bitch” at the dinner table…If you do not believe this happens…you are naive enough to follow this show and then purchase both seasons on DVD.  What pains me is that this directly effects all youth…but especially black youth….TV shows tend to pose as baby sitters and fathers….So when you have junk like this on TV it tends to seep into the heads of the impressionable young children and idiot adults as reality…See you go from screaming ignorance to string pulling sincerity….Exhibit B

<a href="http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/real_chance_of_love/series_videos.jhtml" target="_blank">Chance Cries!</a>

Chance Cries!

See the bullshyt dramatic element of the show at the season finale chopping block, masks as a positive derivative to acting like a hoe, slut, loser girl….See, young children and impressionable idiot adults watch the day to day stupidness of the show and then it all culminates into some fake ass happy ending that more people than you think can not decipher that this is not the way to find love….With shows like this finding love is a fondue of spitting on other girls…lap dancing, seeing another girl kiss the guy you want, and in turn you kiss him harder and throw his hand down your pants as some incentive on why he should pick you…See the premise of the show is not based on reality at all…All these women are paid a menial fee to act raunchy and pretend to love The Lion and The Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz….however, people watch this show and actually believe it…That is the scary part….Let us put an end to supporting this…!!!…I am not stupid…I know shows like this will never end…but we can at least try and take the time to educate those who watch this show, and we can see them on the brink of saying something like “I am so happy Chance found the right one”…at this point…save this person…because if not, this place we call America will go from Dumb and Dumber ..to Dumb and Dumbest…with just a few of us smart people in between wondering why our hamburgers are not cooked right when we go to grab fast food…:(..Not a good thought…one of the reasons I don’t eat meat…The setback will be televised…it is already in it’s opening act…Oh yeah …by the way…Drake teamed up with some of the heavy hitters in hip hop on his latest move to recovering from hip surgery..Let’s wish him the best…Eunice Kennedy Shriver would be proud…:) 

 

I love it!….Chilly Willy Out!